i am a rabbit of negative euphoria
  • turkeyinacan:

    diggingaditch:

    turkeyinacan:

    shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

    This literally does not happen

    You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

    (via fatedforcrowns)

  • victroladoll:

    captainalbertalexander:

    sutexii:

    pooh-bear and piglet

    holy shit

    THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

    (via wingsicle)

  • memespray:

    britishbennyc:

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    im going to burn down the planet

    HE KNOWS

    (via maninthefunnyhat)

  • this is torturous//electricity between both of us//and this is dangerous (x)

    (Source: juliannamargulies, via niallydia)

  • For those of you who don’t know

    thesherlockedboffin:

    cloakstone69:

    licoriceplease:

    First/second/third world terminology refers to whether or not a country was allied with the US during the Cold War. First world = allied; second world = opposed; third world = neutral

    It literally has nothing to do with how “developed” a country is

    These terms are outdated and we need to stop using them

    Wtf

    looooool

  • queerhawkeye:

    there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

    (via niallydia)

  • littlewarrior-recovering:

    enzuigiri:

    The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

    "Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

    (Source: monodoh, via sherlockismysuicidenote)

  • thatoneoncer:

    angelclark:

    A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

    As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

    Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

    And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.

    (Source: noarmycanstopanidea.com, via cesiasaurus)

  • Brad Pitt in a dress appreciation post.

    (Source: twentyfuckingsomething, via queencersei)

  • have you seen the "overheard in waitrose" facebook page yet

    waitrose:

    waitrose:

    oh my god i haven’t??! i’m going to check it out right this second this sounds like it could be amazing

    THIS IS GOLD

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  • "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via flowing-air)

    (Source: escapedgoat, via thecakeisalive)

  • "Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."